What the f*#k is Twilight?? Investigative report


I had to figure out what all the fuss was about Twilight. I had figured out that it was a book that some woman from Arizona wrote after dreaming of vampires. So she writes this book and then she gets a movie deal. That movie deal falls over as they studio, MTV Films, thinks that vampires aren’t cool. She writes another book and it sells. A small studio picks the book Twilight up and they roll along and make the film. She writes a third book! Its sells a heap. She writes a fourth book – and now we are talking Harry Potter numbers!!! The small little studio called Summit is now sitting on a goldmine.

All I have seen this week is some guy that is too skinny from England getting young women throwing themselves at him. His name is Robert Pattinson and he is EDWARD. One of the vampires in Twilight. This is as far as I got…..now listen below to the fans of this film……phenomena…yes it is. In New York City the other night at the only pre-screening there were 500 young girls all excited about Twilight.

I hope these interviews ensure you understand the what the heck is going on with this book and this film……

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These girls seem to give you a bit more insight…..I am already confused by the TWIHARDS!!!

Hold your thoughts – keep listening. These girls will give you more insight into the vampires from the movie Twilight.

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I guess you are as confused as I am about what is going on with Twilight. Edward is a vegetarian vampire. Is that even allowed in the Vampire world? Or did Stephanie Meyer, the author, just make this up???

Below is a photo of Edward…..and his hot girlfriend Bella. Don’t worry she isn’t a vampire but a normal chick.

Her name is Kristen Stewart and she is super sharp and beautiful. Also below is Edward played by Robert Mattinson. A few of these TWIHARD fans hate Harry Potter. Mattinson actually was in one of the Harry Potter movies which made a lot of these young Twilight fans angry with him being cast in the movie. They are a tough bunch.

Now if you want a male perspective have a listen to these fellas who were in the line waiting to see Twilight. A bit more refreshing I’d say…finally a man talking about this phenomena!

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Does this all make sense now??? Vegetarian vampires and young romance….I’m yet to get it!!!