In the aftermath of the Lindsay Lohan craziness last week in Los Angeles it was enlightening once again to receive emails from friends around the world that saw my manboob being fondled by Lindsay. Well for people that have seen it they wouldn’t call it a fondling of my boob. Merely a slight glance of my left nippled and then her signing her autograph on my lilly white hairy flesh. This happened back in May of 2007 and the world’s media had turned up for the red carpet for the Jane Fonda movie Georgia Rule. Lindsay Lohan also starred in this terrible movie and after interviewing her since she was a sweet 15 year old she agreed to sign my boob. About ten camera’s including Reuters and AP filmed this proud moment of my career. Two weeks later Lohan crashed her car on Sunset Strip and the only crazy, raunchy footage they had of her was her signing my tit. So news casts all over the world feature me with my googling eyes with Lindsay Lohan holding a sharpie/texta to my chest whenever she does something stupid. With Lohan in the news last week I was on Channel Ten Australia and a news channel in Hong Kong who both featured the video moment below. Forever Lohan and I will be intertwined. And I didn’t even have to exchange bodily fluids. Maybe that video would of been more exciting.

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